Hier een paar Jamaicaanse mopjes die bij op facebook stonden die ik graag met jullie wil delen:
3 Jamaican mice in a bar havn a deep discussion bout who's d baddest. 1st mice sey "mi so bad dat mi go up 2 mousetraps, rip off di cheese & as di bar cum dung mi bench-press it bout 30 timz & fling wey dat raaass!" 2nd mice sey "datz nuttin bredrin, mi get rat poison, crush it 2 powder &sniff dat bloodclaat!" 3rd mice finish his beer, get up &walk 2 d door. D other 2 mice ask him; weh u a guh? He replied; "mi a go home go fuck di cat! A my pussy dat-:)
A woman gets on a bus with her baby, the bus driver say "a di ugliest pickney dis me eva see, the woman went to the back of the bus and sat with a frown, she say to a man next to her "yuh know say the driva boy jus dis me" the man says to her, "guh up deh go cuss him nastiness, gi mi the monkey fi hold till u come
I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions ...
Two rasta man deh a bush a pick mango,one climb de tree and lightening start to flash...di rasta say "yes jah tekk mi picta again"' lightening flash again and him say...."tekk mi picta jah see mi yah"....so a next lightening lick an slap him outta di tree str8 a grung, di next rasta man say..."yuh friga yuh bout yu waan done Jah film...." DWL
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